I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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