so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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