I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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