is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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