When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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