problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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