Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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