I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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