Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Houston, we have a blender
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I need a burrito and a hug.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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