therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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