I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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