Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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