Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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