To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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