Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.