She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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