there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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