Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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