If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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