butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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