That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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