just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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