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I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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