i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
A+ Viking dick
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