it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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