that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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