You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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