kristin has been a bad kristin
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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