ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i just google imaged poop.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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