Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Randomize
