she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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