some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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