Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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