lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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