Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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