shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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