You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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