Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
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No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We smell like vodka and hangover
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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