I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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