You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
They have beer where we have blood.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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