exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
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