These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Let's get the cat blown out
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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