So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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