.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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