Define "chronic" masturbator.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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