R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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