Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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