But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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