my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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