Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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