Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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