I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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