pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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