I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize