Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Your cock deserves a montage
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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