What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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