The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Acid is not a monday night drug
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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