he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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